Getting the Hang of SS13 Chems Without Dying

If you've spent any time in the lab, you know that messing with ss13 chems is basically a rite of passage for anyone who wants to actually feel like they're doing something meaningful in Space Station 13. Whether you're trying to save a dying officer who just got mauled by a goliath or you're secretly plotting to turn the hallways into a slip-and-slide of foam and space lube, chemistry is where the real magic happens. It's one of those roles that feels incredibly intimidating at first—mostly because one wrong click can turn your beautiful laboratory into a charred crater—but once you get the rhythm down, it's easily the most satisfying job on the station. ...

April 25, 2026 · 6 min · Brooks Allesandro